Chicken Stir Fry

[SD]

There isn't enough kitchen action going on on this forum! And because I'm a self confessed greedy sort - I thought I'd make that necessary change!

TONIGHTS GOURMET MEAL - Delicately prepared and presented in such a manner that a 5* restaurant would simply be in awe -

1 - What I got
A - Some chicken
B - Some onion
C - Some honey
D - Some Dark soy sauce

2 - What I did
A - Hacked the chicken up into chunks along with the onion
B - Lobbed it in a wok with some oil
C - Sploshed in some honey and some soy sauce
D - Turned up the heat and sizzled holy shit out of it

3 - What happened next
A - I lobbed it all on a plate, and then shovelled it down my throat.
B - There is no B.

Delightful.

Remember guys, preparation and professionalism is key in the kitchen, follow my lead and you won't go far wrong.

Your meal was.......... ?

[Zoloft]

TONIGHTS GOURMET MEAL - Delicately prepared and presented in such a manner that a 5* restaurant would simply be in awe -

Our meal will be Bow Ties with Sausage, Tomatoes and Cream

1-What I got
A-Olive oil
B-Some bow tie pasta
C-1 pound sweet Itailian Sausage
D-Red pepper flakes
E-onion
F-Garlic, minced
G-2 cans plum tomatoes, drained ,coarsely chopped
H-1 1/2 cups heavy crem
I-Always kosher salt
J-Fresh parsley

2-What I will do
A-Cook the Pasta, a little oil, kosher salt, always season twice
B-Heat oil, cook sausage, red pepper flakes
C-Stir in onion, garlic , cook until tender
D-Stir in tomatoes, cream, and salt
E-Simmer until it thickens 8-10 minutes
F-Stir in cooked pasta into sauce, heat thru
G-Parsly,, Done and serve


Let you know how it was
Hows that SD

[Zoloft]

Well guests just left.. A big hit, a little spicy but very tasty

[AG]

http://eater.com/archives/2011/04/25/the-ron-swanson-turkey-burger.php

i haven't tried it yet but i'm excited

[Zoloft]

C'mon everyone, You must eat Humour SD
http://www.flickr.com/photos/roboppy/228947895/

[SD]

It's not humour! It's inspiration

[QueenKimmy]

i bake more then cook. let me know if you want some tasty vittles from that area of the kitchen.

[Zoloft]

[SD]

[SD]

[Zoloft]

[borgsex]

boil some rice(the twenty minute kind)

while that is cooking:

mix 1 jar of HOISIN SAUCE with one jar of PLUM SAUCE

get the chicken into small chunks(or use boneless skinless tenders)

cook the chicken in some mongolian fire oil

once chicken is done pour the mixed sauce over the chicken and serve over the rice.

this also works well with some stir-fry veggies though my recipie is just chicken, rice, sauce

[SD]

Mongolian fire oil? Holy shit where can I get this? I bet im gonna have to order online