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Postby QueenKimmy » Sun Aug 01, 2010 05:11 UTC

just some randomness to liven things up a bit. everybody post some quotes. good ones, that is..........



Minds are like parachutes: most people use them only as a last resort.

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Re: Quotes

Postby dyn » Sun Aug 01, 2010 05:26 UTC

"The truth, what truth? You still have not understood that power is in the appearance of power."
-- Napoleon

"You can't build the future on bad memories."
-- Napoleon

"It always comes down to a bit of luck in the end."
-- Napoleon

"Not to spread our borders, but to spread the ideas, our love of liberty, the audacity of youth. That's what i wanted to spread thorough Europe."
-- Napoleon

"Great men, become great because they have been able to master luck. What the vulgar call luck is a characteristic of genius."
-- Napoleon
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Re: Quotes

Postby QueenKimmy » Sun Aug 01, 2010 05:39 UTC

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Re: Quotes

Postby dyn » Sun Aug 01, 2010 05:46 UTC

"Albert Einstein is a fool."
-- Nikola Tesla
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Re: Quotes

Postby dyn » Sun Aug 01, 2010 05:48 UTC

"Friends come and friends go; do not be concerned."
-- Confucius
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Re: Quotes

Postby dyn » Sun Aug 01, 2010 06:03 UTC

kimmypleezdontkillme wrote:History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Napoleon Bonaparte


"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."
-- Adolf Hitler
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Re: Quotes

Postby Borat Obomba » Sun Aug 01, 2010 13:44 UTC

"Tina, come get some ham."
-- Napoleon (from Napoleon Dynamite (2004) movie)
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Re: Quotes

Postby SD » Sun Aug 01, 2010 15:05 UTC

Hey dyn what was that confusing one you quoted ages ago? By Aristotle I think, went something like "I know what you think you thought you said......"
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Postby SD » Sun Aug 01, 2010 16:31 UTC

Found it!

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant

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Postby DEAN SINSTROM » Sun Aug 01, 2010 16:47 UTC

This one time I pounded a guy into the ground like a stake with a shovel.

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Re: Quotes

Postby DEAN SINSTROM » Sun Aug 01, 2010 17:18 UTC

Alright, hands in pockets. I don't care how soft something looks, there's no putting your lips on anything.

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Re: Quotes

Postby =RS= » Sun Aug 01, 2010 18:08 UTC

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
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Re: Quotes

Postby =RS= » Sun Aug 01, 2010 18:09 UTC

I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on the train or bus and think " I'm f..king having that!"
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Re: Quotes

Postby Apocalypse » Sun Aug 01, 2010 20:51 UTC

"Boy get out there and cut the grass"

My Father When I was around 12

"Don't take crap from anyone"

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Re: Quotes

Postby QueenKimmy » Mon Aug 02, 2010 03:08 UTC

There are no constraints on the human mind, no walls around the human spirit, no barriers to our progress except those we ourselves erect.
Ronald Reagan

When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.
Ronald Reagan

We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free.
Ronald Reagan

The taxpayer: that`s someone who works for the federal government but doesn`t have to take the civil service examination.
Ronald Reagan

The best view of government is seen on a rear view mirror as one is driving away from it
Ronald Reagan

It isn`t that liberals are ignorant. It`s just that they know so much that isn`t so.

Ronald Reagan

Freedom is one of the deepest and noblest aspirations of the human spirit.
Ronald Reagan

Whatever else history may say about me when I`m gone, I hope it will record that I appealed to your best hopes, not your worst fears; to your confidence rather than your doubts. My dream is that you will travel the road ahead with liberty`s lamp guiding you
Ronald Reagan
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Re: Quotes

Postby DEAN SINSTROM » Mon Aug 02, 2010 21:01 UTC

I can cross 'stab Hitler to death' off my list of cool crap I never thought I'd get to do.

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Re: Quotes

Postby QueenKimmy » Tue Aug 03, 2010 03:43 UTC

thank you, my queen
Dyn

yes you may do as you wish, my queen
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Re: Quotes

Postby QueenKimmy » Tue Aug 03, 2010 04:39 UTC

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.
Hugh Hefner

The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex
Hugh Hefner

There are many roads to Mecca.
Hugh Hefner
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Re: Quotes

Postby QueenKimmy » Tue Aug 03, 2010 04:47 UTC

if your majesty so desires
Dyn

your wish is my command
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Re: Quotes

Postby Hacksaw » Tue Sep 21, 2010 00:33 UTC

If an angel came to visit you, would you make her feel at home!
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Re: Quotes

Postby chaos252 » Tue Sep 21, 2010 03:52 UTC

"All things are subject to interpretation, whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."
Friedrich Nietzsche

"And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
Friedrich Nietzsche

"History is written by the victors."
Winston Churchill

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
Winston Churchill

"I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes."
Hunter S. Thompson

"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over."
Hunter S. Thompson

"Think for yourself and question authority."
Timothy Leary

"Human beings must have action; and they will make it if they cannot find it."
Albert Einstein

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
Albert Einstein
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Re: Quotes

Postby =RS= » Tue Sep 21, 2010 09:40 UTC

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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Re: Quotes

Postby DEAN SINSTROM » Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:38 UTC

Quick! Help me get her inside while she is still pose-able.

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