Why can't I get a girlfriend?

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Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Postby SD » Wed Aug 01, 2012 19:23 UTC

For goodness sake. I have the following -


Intel® Core™ i7-3960X (Six Core Extreme, 15MB Cache) Overclocked up to 4.2Ghz
32GB Q DDR3 SDRAM @ 1600MHz
512GB Solid State Hard Drive
8X Dual Layer Blu-Ray Disc Burner
4GB GDDR5 NViDEA GeForce GTX690
Creative SoundBlaster X-Fi Titianium

I mean WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?

I had a girl over about 2 weeks ago but she didn't appear to have a USB port available so I had to ask her to leave. What am I doing wrong?

Do I need to get a bigger hard drive or something?
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Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Postby craij » Wed Aug 01, 2012 21:29 UTC

I'm thinking too big... could be that her device only accepts tiny SD cards.

Bigger is not always better, like they say "it's not the persistence of the data, its the integration of the circuitry."
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Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Postby AG » Wed Aug 01, 2012 21:51 UTC

craij wrote:tiny SD cards

i see what you did there.
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Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Postby SD » Wed Aug 01, 2012 22:05 UTC

AG wrote:
craij wrote:tiny SD cards

i see what you did there.



lol

I never mentioned having a card reader :-)
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Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Postby steigrafx » Thu Nov 29, 2018 02:48 UTC

Maybe it's your 3.5" floppy.
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Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Postby sc.Toxic|A » Mon Dec 03, 2018 22:44 UTC

Maybe your DVI cable doesn't fit Her VGA Port.
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Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

Postby fallout » Tue Dec 04, 2018 00:58 UTC

Guys, this thread is 6 years old. Let's get with the program.


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