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Why can't I get a girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 19:23 UTC
by SD
For goodness sake. I have the following -


Intel® Core™ i7-3960X (Six Core Extreme, 15MB Cache) Overclocked up to 4.2Ghz
32GB Q DDR3 SDRAM @ 1600MHz
512GB Solid State Hard Drive
8X Dual Layer Blu-Ray Disc Burner
4GB GDDR5 NViDEA GeForce GTX690
Creative SoundBlaster X-Fi Titianium

I mean WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?

I had a girl over about 2 weeks ago but she didn't appear to have a USB port available so I had to ask her to leave. What am I doing wrong?

Do I need to get a bigger hard drive or something?

Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 21:29 UTC
by craij
I'm thinking too big... could be that her device only accepts tiny SD cards.

Bigger is not always better, like they say "it's not the persistence of the data, its the integration of the circuitry."

Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 21:51 UTC
by AG
craij wrote:tiny SD cards

i see what you did there.

Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 22:05 UTC
by SD
AG wrote:
craij wrote:tiny SD cards

i see what you did there.



lol

I never mentioned having a card reader :-)

Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2018 02:48 UTC
by steigrafx
Maybe it's your 3.5" floppy.

Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2018 22:44 UTC
by sc.Toxic|A
Maybe your DVI cable doesn't fit Her VGA Port.

Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2018 00:58 UTC
by fallout
Guys, this thread is 6 years old. Let's get with the program.


:angry2:

Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

PostPosted: Fri Mar 01, 2019 13:42 UTC
by SD
fallout wrote:Guys, this thread is 6 years old. Let's get with the program.


:angry2:



It's a fantastic thread, that's why people are still posting to it.

Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

PostPosted: Sun Mar 03, 2019 20:33 UTC
by chuva
Hey SD!!! You are alive... :smilina:

Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 21:31 UTC
by SD
chuva wrote:Hey SD!!! You are alive... :smilina:


Yeah, older but none the wiser :) How's life? Still rockin CTF? I had a few frags on Netherworld and Anarchy recently but I always sucked at CTF.

Re: Why can't I get a girlfriend?

PostPosted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 18:51 UTC
by chuva
SD wrote:
chuva wrote:Hey SD!!! You are alive... :smilina:


Yeah, older but none the wiser :) How's life? Still rockin CTF? I had a few frags on Netherworld and Anarchy recently but I always sucked at CTF.


Still the same :)