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The "Not Qyite Yet Popular Sayings" list.

Postby Dambastrd » Thu May 29, 2008 02:35 UTC

A list of "Popular Sayings" before we knew them. (Beta, Revision Alpha (0.9.1)) :
See if you can guess what they are :)

#1- A constantly viewed round and deep cooking vessel never reaches the temperature at which the vapor pressure of the liquid becomes sufficient to overcome atmospheric pressure and vaporize said liquid into a gas.

#2- All good things come to those who can utilize patience to allow for a better outcome to present itself.

#3- An additional singularity falls facedown into the usually airborn particles that collect on the ground and gets in your eyes, dirties your clothes and makes for all types of contamination.

#4- The noisy disk rotating around a axis gets the high viscosity, psuedo plastic lubricant.

#5- Another day another four quarters of spendable currency.

#6- One for the legal tender for all debts public and private.
-----Two for the entertainment venue.
-----Three to prepare to move in a foward motion
----------------------and
-----Four to proceede to leave the position in which you were previously preparing for in step three.

#7- You can direct equus caballus to dihydrogen monoxide, but you cant make them commit to the smooth muscular contractions that propels the liquid down their throat, commonly known as peristalsis.

#8- He was creating the harsh sound commonly produced by animals of the species canis lupus up a plant having a permanently woody main stem or trunk, in error.

#9- I was an uninintended passenger with someone who proceeded to force me in a vertical vector paralleling along side a structure created to be a perpendicular dividing surface.

#10- One bipedal endothermic vertebrate that are known to lay usually oviod shaped reproductive bodys, clasped in the grasping appendage at the end of an arm are more valuable than the smallest and first prime number in a accumulation of dense woody many branched plants usually under 10 feet tall.

#11- Resist the temptation to place all of your roundish usually oviod shaped reproductive bodys produced by the female of certain animals into a singular woven container usually made of twigs, thin strips of wood or similar material.

#12- An inordinate amount of people given the task of preparing food for consumption will create the conditions that will diminish or impair the quality of and making unfit for use by becoming tainted and putrid the liquid commonly created by bringing to vapor pressure a solution made up of vegetables and or meat ingredients in water.

#13- There are emotionally significant meanings to possessing a domicile commonly created by orchestrating myriad tradeskills such as wood. electrical, plumbing, and metal but also known to be created from materials as diverse as mud and stone, to twigs and leaves, thus creating a permament structure fortified to stand up against common states of atmospheric conditions but not excluding other invasive phenomena and usually made with a moveable barrier regularly seen of wood or steel installed to control the egress and ingress of authorized inhabitants who are in possession of a small, usually metal device which becomes the agent of egress/ingress upon the insertion of this device into a precisely machined aperture which when rotated around its own axis, releases a control rod which prevented the barriers motion now allowing for the free yet constrained movement of the barrier around a central pivot allowing an authorized inhabitant to attain in/egress.

#14- There is nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.


As we know them (Versions 1.0.0) : Increase screen size or copy then paste into notepad, increase font size if needed.

1- A watched pot never boils. 2 - All good things come to those who wait. 3 -Another one bites the dust. 4 - The squeaky wheel gets the grease. 5 - Another day another dollar. 6 - 1 for the money 2 for the show 3 to get ready and 4 to go. 7- You can lead a horse to water but you cant make him drink. 8 - He was barking up the wrong tree. 9 - He drove me up a wall. 10 - A bird in a hand is worth two in the bush. 11 - Dont put all of your eggs in one basket. 12 - Too many cooks spoil the broth. 13 - There is no place like home. 14 - This one needs no improvement :)
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