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Intergalactic travel

Postby IriDeck » Thu Jul 24, 2008 16:06 UTC

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was
no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire!"

The older alien again warned his comrade saying, "You probably don't want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad."

"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can wrap his penis around himself twice and then stick it in his ear."
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Re: Intergalactic travel

Postby Stacie » Thu Jul 24, 2008 16:21 UTC

IriDeck wrote:The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can wrap his penis around himself twice and then stick it in his ear."


I wouldn't want to mess with that guy either.
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Re: Intergalactic travel

Postby IriDeck » Thu Jul 24, 2008 16:21 UTC

Indeed. He's obviously already busy!!
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Re: Intergalactic travel

Postby Stacie » Thu Jul 24, 2008 16:25 UTC

IriDeck wrote:Indeed. He's obviously already busy!!


Can you imagine what it'd be like to get slapped in the face by that thing?
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Re: Intergalactic travel

Postby IriDeck » Thu Jul 24, 2008 16:30 UTC

Stacie wrote:
IriDeck wrote:Indeed. He's obviously already busy!!


Can you imagine what it'd be like to get slapped in the face by that thing?

Considering it's metal, I imagine it'd hurt!
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Re: Intergalactic travel

Postby Stacie » Thu Jul 24, 2008 16:33 UTC

It's filled with gas, too.

It was a cute joke. I like it.
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Re: Intergalactic travel

Postby warnite » Thu Jul 24, 2008 17:11 UTC

Stacie wrote:
Can you imagine what it'd be like to get slapped in the face by that thing?



Yes i can imagine, its what happens to me everytime i go jogging nekkid and stop real fast. :o
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Re: Intergalactic travel

Postby AG » Thu Jul 24, 2008 17:14 UTC

warnite wrote:
Stacie wrote:
Can you imagine what it'd be like to get slapped in the face by that thing?



Yes i can imagine, its what happens to me everytime i go jogging nekkid and stop real fast. :o


ding

was waiting for that
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Re: Intergalactic travel

Postby Stacie » Thu Jul 24, 2008 17:30 UTC

AbsolutGojira wrote:
warnite wrote:
Stacie wrote:
Can you imagine what it'd be like to get slapped in the face by that thing?



Yes i can imagine, its what happens to me everytime i go jogging nekkid and stop real fast. :o


ding

was waiting for that


Don't be jockin' his post!
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Re: Intergalactic travel

Postby AG » Thu Jul 24, 2008 17:44 UTC

Stacie wrote:Don't be jockin' his post!


i meant i was hoping someone would say that
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Re: Intergalactic travel

Postby =RS= » Thu Jul 24, 2008 18:03 UTC

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Re: Intergalactic travel

Postby Stacie » Thu Jul 24, 2008 18:26 UTC

AbsolutGojira wrote:
Stacie wrote:Don't be jockin' his post!


i meant i was hoping someone would say that


That was just me jokingly giving you a hard time. I was jockin' YOUR post.
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Re: Intergalactic travel

Postby Gumby » Fri Jul 25, 2008 18:47 UTC

In all honesty though, I didnt mean to blow up on those 2 aliens =)
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Re: Intergalactic travel

Postby IriDeck » Tue Jul 29, 2008 14:07 UTC

LOL! Gumby has enough gas to go around! :lol:
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Re: Intergalactic travel

Postby Stacie » Wed Jul 30, 2008 01:43 UTC

Gumby wrote:In all honesty though, I didnt mean to blow up on those 2 aliens =)

Lol Gumby. I now fear for Karen's life.
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