SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2008

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SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2008

Postby dyn » Mon Nov 24, 2008 23:38 UTC

SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2008

Scenario
:
Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957
-
Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2008 -
School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario
:
Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957
-
Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2008 -
Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.


Scenario
:
Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957
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Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2008 -
Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.


Scenario
:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad g ives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 -
Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2008 -
Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.


Scenario
:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 -
Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2008 -
Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario
:
Pedro fails high school English.
1957 -
Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2008 -
Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario
:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 -
Ants die.
2008-
BATF, Home land Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario
:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 -
In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2008 -
Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.


This should hit every e-mail to show how stupid we have become!

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Re: SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2008

Postby Tripredacus » Mon Nov 24, 2008 23:53 UTC

I am still surprised how much my high school had changed in the 4 fours when my cousins and then sister went there. Metal Detectors, guards and the whole lot. Thanks a lot Columbine!
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Re: SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2008

Postby QueenKimmy » Tue Nov 25, 2008 00:27 UTC

sad, but true.


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Re: SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2008

Postby [email protected] » Tue Nov 25, 2008 03:26 UTC

thats awesome! i wonder, what would Ward Cleaver say when he saw his first Victorias Secret commercial :shock:



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Re: SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2008

Postby warnite » Tue Nov 25, 2008 14:57 UTC

[email protected] wrote:thats awesome! i wonder, what would Ward Cleaver say when he saw his first Victorias Secret commercial :shock:



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he would say wooooo hoooo, nice....................beaver
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Re: SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2008

Postby ES*AllyMcBeal » Tue Nov 25, 2008 15:14 UTC

I took an air rifle to school (Junior High, about 1970) as part of a how-does-it-work talking report in 8th grade English. Disassembly, here are the parts, here's how they work together, here's how you aim, etc.

It seems that today, personal responsibility is somebody else's problem.
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Re: SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2008

Postby warnite » Tue Nov 25, 2008 19:37 UTC

ES*AllyMcBeal wrote:I took an air rifle to school (Junior High, about 1970) as part of a how-does-it-work talking report in 8th grade English. Disassembly, here are the parts, here's how they work together, here's how you aim, etc.

It seems that today, personal responsibility is somebody else's problem.



Hate to do this to you Ally, but consider this your retroactive expulsion!! :sceptic:
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Re: SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2008

Postby ES*AllyMcBeal » Wed Nov 26, 2008 04:57 UTC

Too late -- they did that already. They called it "Graduation," the bastards...
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