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A 'pun'ny poet found.

Postby Dambastrd » Sun Jan 04, 2009 06:33 UTC

In the post "Some of the best puns you ever heard, there was a poet that rhymes inverse:

#1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
#2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
#3.
# 21. A backward poet writes inverse.......Found. See below.

Here he is:

First let me explain that I'm cursed.
I'm a poet whos rhymes gets reversed
reversed gets rhymes
poets a I'm
cursed I'm that explain me let first.

Believe it or not.

8-)
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Re: A 'pun'ny poet found.

Postby borgsex » Thu Apr 30, 2009 03:25 UTC

agreed, most stuff is funnier when you mix it up, turn it around and say it with the opposite or even a third context by flubbing the words on purpose.

You can use the accent on a word to change the context immediately.
This is harder to tell when reading text. You need dialect for that emphasis.
and your readers must also know the dialect for them to "get it" when you stab the humor czar for an additonal round of laughter.
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Re: A 'pun'ny poet found.

Postby Pwn » Thu Apr 30, 2009 03:43 UTC

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now


A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
allowed per passenger."


Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The
other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes
to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in
Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself
to
his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that
she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're
twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal



And to make this post complete......

there was the person who sent ten different puns to
various people, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them
laugh.
No pun in ten did.
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Re: A 'pun'ny poet found.

Postby Pwn » Thu Apr 30, 2009 03:44 UTC

I now feel retarded, because I just saw your past thread, and some of mine were on it xD
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Re: A 'pun'ny poet found.

Postby IriDeck » Thu Apr 30, 2009 20:03 UTC

LMAO...that was awesome.
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