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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby Stacie » Sun May 04, 2008 15:35 UTC

IriDeck wrote:Okay, first of all, I simply have to reply to DB's post by saying "36/24/36? Heh....only if she's 5'3"!!!!" :D

Now that Sir Mix-a-Lot is out of my system and my mind is scrambling back out of the gutter, have any of you hacked your router lately?
http://lifehacker.com/344765/turn-your-60-router-into-a-user+friendly-super+router-with-tomato

I LOVE that site!

What were we talking about? Doesn't matter? Oh, okay. Can I start a clan of Knights who say "Eckyeckyecky-pitang-ZOOP-zowieowieowie"......?

Heh...you can tell who the MP lovers are in here. :)


I have to ask if you like big butts.
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby Gumby » Sun May 04, 2008 19:04 UTC

In the little-explored depths of the atlantic ocean lives a color bland corel that, when attached to the heads of small children using simple wood screws and chaulk (usually on sale at Home Depot for $3.99 a tube - both cleared and white colors) will allow you to effectively pass the children off as reindeer provided you have trained them well enough not to cry out for help at the first site of a stranger. Although my attorney informs me that this is illegal to perform now a days.
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby IriDeck » Sun May 04, 2008 21:50 UTC

Stacie: Yes, yes I do. Very much so.

Gumby: That was _awesome_. :D

No, a sheet of Bounce will not, in fact, keep mosquitoes away. But it will make your car keys smell fluffy & soft temporarily.
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby Stacie » Mon May 05, 2008 03:22 UTC

IriDeck wrote:Stacie: Yes, yes I do. Very much so.



What can you do with a butt?

I'm opening the flood gates on bad comments here. Begin..now.
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby Dambastrd » Mon May 05, 2008 04:59 UTC

What do Elephants and Nuclear submarines have in common?

They both use infrasonic waves (ELF) as methods of communications.
Because submarines would give up their primary strategic advantage by surfacing to communicate, a method to communicate using infrasonic waves was developed. These waves are able to travel long distances through water but the transmitters are very difficult and expensive to build. Thus far, only the US and USSR have been able to deploy these transmitters as some of the wavelengths as exceptionally long, upwards of 3600 kilometers, adding to the difficulty.

It is not known how Elephants aquired this technology.

(: :lol: (:
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby IriDeck » Mon May 05, 2008 08:00 UTC

Stacie, I know better. The hot potato has been dropped. :P

DB, it is a commonly-known fact that all elephants are the last remaining immigrants from when the Bolsheviks took over the USSR. They're just too damn lazy to go home now, although there are rumours circulating that Demon, in fact, is an elephant. How he manages to play like that when elephants can't jump is beyond me.
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby Executor » Mon May 05, 2008 13:33 UTC

Stacie wrote:
IriDeck wrote:Stacie: Yes, yes I do. Very much so.



What can you do with a butt?

I'm opening the flood gates on bad comments here. Begin..now.


Smack it up, flip it, rub it down

What song was that from :)
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby Executor » Mon May 05, 2008 15:21 UTC

Ah here it is:

Bell Biv DeVoe lyrics - Do Me!

Do me, baby

The time was 6 o'clock on the Swatch watch
No time to chill, got a date, can't be late
Hey, the girl is gonna do me
Move to the Jacuzzi, ooh, that booty
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh, no

Do me, baby (Yeah...)
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby Stacie » Mon May 05, 2008 17:06 UTC

Executor wrote:Ah here it is:

Bell Biv DeVoe lyrics - Do Me!

Do me, baby

The time was 6 o'clock on the Swatch watch
No time to chill, got a date, can't be late
Hey, the girl is gonna do me
Move to the Jacuzzi, ooh, that booty
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh, no

Do me, baby (Yeah...)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3H4liC2sWg
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby Dambastrd » Sun May 11, 2008 00:46 UTC

Iri, Yeah, its confusing to me also how demon gets around sooo well.
Maybe its something to do with a demons ability to transcend space and time ?
How he manipulates gravity though, I dont know...........lol 8-D

Sorry bout the delayed reply. Been bizzy. :/
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby Dambastrd » Sun May 11, 2008 00:49 UTC

Is there a quick test for attention deficit disorder?

No. Buffalo wings were named after Buffalo Ny and have nothing to do with cattle.

:D (: :D
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby IriDeck » Sun May 11, 2008 04:36 UTC

I finally finished that bloody toilet today, and you know what? The Niagara flush system is a load of shite. Water pours out of the bucket, down the front wall, along the bottom, up the back wall, and out the back ventholes of the commode! Yay, wet wall!!

Bastards. :/

So I'm covering the damn holes so our wall doesn't get soaked consistently.

DB: Apparently, Demon got reassigned or something...I haven't seen him around!

Fubar: Nothing you touch should be that perky. It's called "Jailbait." :)
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby IriDeck » Mon May 12, 2008 05:31 UTC

If the cops ever caught [email protected], he'd just yell at them for cheating, tell them they're banned, and storm off. The cops would be so stunned, they'd probably just let him walk away, unlike these bastards:

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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby Orange_Joos » Tue May 13, 2008 02:23 UTC

^^^^^

LOL


xD :lol: :lol:
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby ES*AllyMcBeal » Tue May 13, 2008 04:57 UTC

Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz! Dammit....
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby Dambastrd » Sat May 17, 2008 20:33 UTC

A new species of primate was recently created through the marvel of genetic engineering. The "Macaca mulatta-Arachis hypogaea-Ranunculus" or simply the "Rhesus Peanut Buttercup" is a new genetically modified organism created by the combining (splicing) of genetic material (DNA) from the Rhesus Monkey, the Peanut and the Buttercup.

The Rhesus Macaque (Macaca mulatta) is one of the best known species of Old World monkeys, and has been extensivly researched for many years including being the first primate to have had its genome fully sequenced along with being the first primate to be cloned. The Peanut, is a Legume and a annual herbaceous plant cultivated for myriad uses. The Buttercup, of the plant order Ranunculus is a Vascular plant and a herbaceous perennial known for their popular ornamental flowers.

The "Rhesus Peanut Buttercup" is about 25 inches long, weighs about 15 lbs and has a green coat of Ranunculus and Legume leaves. It is expected that its coat will bloom (flower) sometime in the spring and its legume cargo will be ready in the fall.

As of yet, nobody has had the dexterity enough to catch this hybrid, because scientists seem to have forgotten that the Rhesus monkey is also known for its jumping and climbing ability, which it retained through this genetic manipulation. Catching it may be a moot point, because nobody as of yet been found with the courage enough to eat its ripened nuts. The joke is that they will taste like chicken.

This major achievement, the first sucessful splicing of two different plant species with a primate, will go down in history, and is a testament to Harry Burnett Reese of Hershey Pennsylvania who concieved of it almost 80 years ago wondering how he could bring more life to the intoxicating effects of chocolate.

No. This is not an April fools day joke. At the date and time of this posting, the Rhesus Peanut Buttercup has not yet been caught.

(: 8-D (:
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby Stacie » Wed May 21, 2008 17:08 UTC

When your water is watery - that's ka-blamo!
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby Dambastrd » Thu May 29, 2008 01:38 UTC

1st Guy: I just saw this guy going down the block really fast with his finger down his throat.

2nd Guy: Oh yeah. I saw him too. Thats just a running gag.

8-)
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby babygrl » Sun Jun 01, 2008 04:54 UTC

OFF-TOPIC :D

off topic is funny to read... but confusin at time
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby IriDeck » Sun Jun 01, 2008 08:18 UTC

Fubes, you're off-topic, which is right where you needn't be. Well done, or not.

DB, that was awesome. Corny, but awesome.

Note to all: When tackling DIY remodeling of any home older than 20, take whatever amount of time you've allotted to completing the project, then multiply it by 5. The project will take longer still, but at least your expectations are now a little more in order.

At least I got a sheet of subflooring down now, and we're not looking at the crawlspace. :)
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby SERGIO » Sat Jun 07, 2008 00:35 UTC

My Grandma has a pain in her shoulder. HELP!!!!!!
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby Tripredacus » Sat Jun 07, 2008 01:03 UTC

I just told a girl I like that I go to a resturant with hot waitresses and leave $20 tips out of habit... :lol:
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby AG » Sat Jun 07, 2008 04:31 UTC

Tripredacus wrote:I just told a girl I like that I go to a resturant with hot waitresses and leave $20 tips out of habit...


embedded sister act joke?
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Re: Have Your Say In What You Want - Off Topic Posts

Postby Tripredacus » Sun Jun 08, 2008 04:15 UTC

AbsolutGojira wrote:
Tripredacus wrote:I just told a girl I like that I go to a resturant with hot waitresses and leave $20 tips out of habit...


embedded sister act joke?


Sorry I never saw it.
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